What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:10

From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.